Scummy Mummies CandleWell, if ever there were a unifying force for all mothers, it's these two (and also, it seems, "Scabby Daddies") Eliciting such confessions from their audiences as "I once licked my daughter's face clean because I didn't have any wet wipes" their brand is at once confessional, devotional, and, yes dear reader, inspirational. They sing, they dance (after a fashion), they have a Podcast. Proper Renaissance women. Which obviously made them a perfect fit

on a candle

Five Grammy Awards

We'd totally cuddle up with him

dulcet tones

And if you're in any doubt

We seriously love Wynne

And the best part

but Saint Michael with Cherubic Jack kind of does it for us

If you weren't aware

this t-shirt is sure to shock and awe your friends (or enemies)

great philosophical debates with brilliant minds

it's sure to add a unique touch to your Christmas decorations