Racing Sloths - Set of 3A set of three Racing Sloths that are built for speed, but prefer to stroll. When actual sloths join together in competition, they compete to be the slowest. In our imagined version, these Racing Sloths are wheeled speedsters ironically zooming around a track in direct opposition to their nature. Each is 2 3 4" long and made of soft vinyl and plastic. Ready, set, amble WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS. You

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Each box contains a random assortment of left and right hands as well as light and dark skin tone

but now people announce with pride that they are crazy cat ladies

Pull back on these very realistic Racing Roaches

These cacti are in a meditative pose

This pull-back peanut piloted by a pug is 5" long

but they're really beacons of euphoria (we think)

When all you have is a tiny hammer

This box of 72 bulk tiny hands look like you had a magic prism that refracted hands into a full spectrum of colors

we realized that tardigrades aren’t really known for their speed

they watch ESSPN (Entertainment and Snail Sport Network) to see the replay

like picking up your laundry at the dry cleaner or just being there for you on a bad day