Liability Flatbrim Black Patch HatSurprise surpriiise. FLAT BRIM Level enough to set a beer on ADJUSTABLE SNAP Fits most heads. Even the fat ones 55% Cotton 36% Acrylic 9% Wool Designed to be abused daily PROFILE HIGH Won't fly off at 90mph. Probably PANELS 6 5 wasn't enough, 7 was too many CROWN 3. 75 Some say that's impressive

They never even mow their lawn

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Looks like a million bucks

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Soft & durable fabric – gentle on skin but ready for rough play

UL Certified

- 6 oz weight - Built for bad ideas

L/XL – (7 1/8" - 7 5/8")