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handmade bar of Pine Tar soap packed with a masculine presenting orange and woodsy pine scent with exfoliating oats and sand

Well bend over and distract them from that receding hairline by washing with our Prep-permit Poppy Soap

I still take the time to bathe myself in the most luxurious

'Cause lets face it

we added a heavy pour of peppermint essential oils inside

Give him the manliest thing he'll ever have in his tiny hands - our Tobacco Bay Soap

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so we advise not shoving it inside your asshole

you finally have a way to not-so-subtly boost your partner's perception-check on their crypt of a cooch with our natural

Buy it to scare off Tinder dates or as a gag gift for friends - PUN INTENDED

He gave you that bitch dick

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