Nasty Nate vs. Joey Nux (Military Recruit)Drill Sergeant Joey Nux is waiting for his latest recruit. Since he is already late, Nux is not impressed. Eventually, recruit Nasty Nate shows up and gets a dressing down from Nux. Made to do pushups to atone for his lateness, eventually Nux and Nate lock up in some training when it becomes apparent that the two are now in more of an alpha male contest. Nate's attempt to get the jump on Nux is unsuccessful however, and Joey is determined to make sure

nothing will stop the Champ from delivering an ongoing narrative of trash talking throughout the match

All while Iceman is manhandled into one humiliating hold after another

that sees one of biggest muscle men we’ve ever known eating shit like a sniveling bitch on wheels

But when James turns things around

Caramel-skinned and seriously sensual Gabe sports a shimmering pair of speedos emblazoned with the words STEEL in silver letters

As we begin

Blake is looking more shredded than ever

A quick and final piledriver and Max is done

Junior might have strength over Imtiaz

I figured since I'd had two roommates hanging out that I should let them have some fun beating on a big bodybuilder

Drew Harper (whose white speedo nearly disappears once soaked in oil) is the first to go for a hold

These dudes could be halfway choked out