Dirtbag Astrology by Alberto ToribioA no holds barred, medium spicy, cosmic truth from the Dirtbag Astrologer himself! Astrology what is it good for? According to Alberto Toribio, The Dirtbag Astrologer, this ancient art is best for getting laid, destroying your enemies, and improving your life. Not necessarily in that order. But maybe in that order? Toribio guides readers through the horrible ins and outs of the twelve sun signs, from Cancer the Simp to Aggro Aries. You will feel

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